Here at the Golden D6, we employ mutant slaves to do most of the work while we relax on sun lounges and judiciously apply “encouragement devices”.
It turns out that our methods of motivation don’t match up against any known management principles. I know, right?!
In order to change our motivation techniques, we’ve come up with the following surveys to help figure out what’s going right and what’s going wrong. And judiciously apply the new “reward program” to our mutant slave army, who have, apparently, never heard of the union movement.
We appreciate the feedback.
More to follow …